no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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