How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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