the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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