I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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