we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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