Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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