I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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