she smelled like a LAN party
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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