S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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