Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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