my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I know her cup size but not her name....
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