I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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