Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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