So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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