if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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