Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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