dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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