So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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