How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
4 words: hood of his car
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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