Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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