...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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