Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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