We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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