I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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