Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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