It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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