yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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