I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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