he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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