im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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