Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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