If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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