It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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