I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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