i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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