dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my shit smells like andre
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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