I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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