He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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