butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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