Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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