How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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