dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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