Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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