we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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