She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I had to cum in my sink.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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