is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
false alarm. still invincible.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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