yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
