Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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