i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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