Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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